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Friday, January 27, 2012

Newt for the Moon!

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich has just promised a large group of Space-Coast Republicans that if he is elected President, by 2020 we will have frequent manned flights to Mars and a permanent colony of 13,000 individuals on the moon, which will become our 51st state!

WOOOT!!!!!!

How could such a visionary possibly not get elected? Can anyone name ONE GOOD REASON why this man cannot be elected president, so that we can get a colony on the moon?

Oh, right. Two-thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-six good reasons.
Or, just four little words.

No. War. For. Monica.


Oh well.

Who needs a stupid old moon base, anyway.

1 comment:

  1. He shoots...he scores. Zowie.

    The Obama team must be salivating at the possibility of running against the Muffin Man.

    Silly NASA, of course we can build a small city on a world 200,000 miles away, with no atmosphere or water, with no budget or existing spacecraft. Eight years? Pshaw, we'll have it done in six and a half! But only if Newt promises to send up some poor black children to clean the 17% gravity toilets.

    What an idiot.

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