Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich has just promised a large group of Space-Coast Republicans that if he is elected President, by 2020 we will have frequent manned flights to Mars and a permanent colony of 13,000 individuals on the moon, which will become our 51st state!
WOOOT!!!!!!
How could such a visionary possibly not get elected? Can anyone name ONE GOOD REASON why this man cannot be elected president, so that we can get a colony on the moon?
Oh, right. Two-thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-six good reasons.
Or, just four little words.
No. War. For. Monica.
Oh well.
Who needs a stupid old moon base, anyway.
He shoots...he scores. Zowie.
ReplyDeleteThe Obama team must be salivating at the possibility of running against the Muffin Man.
Silly NASA, of course we can build a small city on a world 200,000 miles away, with no atmosphere or water, with no budget or existing spacecraft. Eight years? Pshaw, we'll have it done in six and a half! But only if Newt promises to send up some poor black children to clean the 17% gravity toilets.
What an idiot.